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Sună telefonul.-- Alex, răspund.-- Ah, mă scuzați, zice vocea.-- Pentru ce?!-- Păi aveam numărul ăsta notat.-- Și de ce să vă scuz? Nu voiați să sunați la mine?-- Da' cine sînteți?-- Alex Deva, zic eu de bună credință.-- Alex și mai cum?Suspin.-- Deva. Serios.-- Aaa, nu, mă scuzați.-- Nu-i nimic. La revede ...

Altă chestieE scoaterea la pensieAstăzi eşti funcţionarÎnsă mâine pensionar.Poate te intereseazăPensia cum se calculează.Ei, uite cum se calculează:Din 35 de ani serviciCare vor fi socotiţiScazi primii ani de şcoalăŞi absenţele de boală,Zilele de sărbătoare,Orele suplimentare,Plus un an şi patru luni.Tragi o linie şi aduni.Pe urmă împarţi la cinci, apoiCe-ţi dă înmulţeşti cu doi,Scazi anul când te-ai născut,Adaugi tot ...

Born on Sunday, April 18th, 2010 at 21:43, weighing 3.45 kg (7.804 lbs) and measuring 52 cm (20.47 in). Now happily ho ...

My new Suunto X10 wristwatch broke.Skipping over why it broke in the first place, I'll just say that I eventually decided to have it serviced.This was a tough decision as I was almost sure that Suunto would reject my request, given that I'd got the thing from eBay (thanks, sis!) and it came with no warranty.So I went to Suunto's website and followed the steps to register a problem.I got an answer within a few hours (from ...

Given that I am shorter than the average male height at my age by about 0.055 m, and taking into account the relativistic effect of gravitational time dilation computed using the Schwarzschild metric, time flows slower for me than for most of you, because my brain is closer to Earth than yours is.Therefore my observed second is longer than your observed second.By how much? Irb gives me a factor of 1.39065833056035e-09, which means that during 50 years, I experience an extra 1.19279005562756 seconds compared to someone of average height.Of course, that number is actually higher given that I live on the first floor and I lean down a lot to help my kid.So if you play basketball and you live on ...