Se afișează postările cu eticheta esti un bou. Afișați toate postările
Se afișează postările cu eticheta esti un bou. Afișați toate postările

Nu stiu de ce esti un bou

5:27:52 PM alex_deva2002: hello...?

5:28:19 PM luvp28: hi

5:28:43 PM alex_deva2002: can i help you?

5:30:20 PM luvp28: bye

5:30:28 PM alex_deva2002: that works too :)

luvp28 wants your attention! (5:30:56 PM)
luvp28 wants your attention! (5:36:28 PM)

5:37:52 PM alex_deva2002: why do you keep buzzing me if you told me "bye"?

5:38:20 PM luvp28: sorry

5:38:33 PM alex_deva2002: for buzzing me, for telling me "bye" or just sorry in general?

5:38:37 PM luvp28: i dont know
5:38:37 PM luvp28: bye
5:39:51 PM luvp28: how are u

5:40:07 PM alex_deva2002: do you even know what "bye" means?

Esti un bou-cadou!

12:47:25 PM alex_deva2002: hello...?

12:48:00 PM philomena_appiah: hiiiiiiii
12:48:09 PM philomena_appiah: how are you doing?

12:48:24 PM alex_deva2002: fine, thank you
12:48:26 PM alex_deva2002: can i help you?

12:48:33 PM philomena_appiah: yeah
12:48:46 PM philomena_appiah: you are welcome

12:49:29 PM alex_deva2002: i'm welcome?
12:49:30 PM alex_deva2002: for what?

12:59:26 PM philomena_appiah: anyway what are you looking for?

1:00:16 PM alex_deva2002: you contacted me!

1:01:18 PM philomena_appiah: yeah
1:01:36 PM philomena_appiah: i saw your yahoo id from Netlog.com
1:01:54 PM philomena_appiah: and i was soo excited when i saw you

1:02:22 PM alex_deva2002: why?

1:03:12 PM philomena_appiah: becos i wish you are the gift from God set you to me

1:04:09 PM alex_deva2002: i'm afraid you're mistaking me for pizza or something

1:04:56 PM philomena_appiah: oh why?


1:05:27 PM alex_deva2002: i just checked and there's no pink ribbon around me...

Esti un bou mort (seria 2, ep. 8)

11:35:52 PM kingsely20067: i will get off but remember yiou are not going to find peace in your life for me waisting my pleasure time for a fucking old man who doesnt have any manners so let me tel;l you this i wuill send you to the greatest gods in the world to chat you so that you will die

11:36:39 PM Alex Deva: good to see at least you got manners

11:37:06 PM Alex Deva:

8:50:52 PM kingsely20067: IF U CANT HELP ME FUCK U UR MOTHER VAGINA SMELLING ASS OF UR MOHER


8:51:15 PM Alex Deva: oh, that definitely makes me want to help you.


11:37:11 PM Alex Deva: yes, those are good manners

11:37:23 PM kingsely20067: i will kill you today

11:37:37 PM Alex Deva: you got 23 minutes left

11:37:39 PM kingsely20067: when you sleep you will not wake up agaim

11:37:43 PM kingsely20067: so die now

Only 18 minutes left now... let's see. If only I can decide to whom to leave my Stargate collection!

esti un bou (seria 2, ep. 7)

Astea cu numele meu îs oldies but goldies...

9:03:59 PM rofammy: u from deva
9:04:07 PM Alex Deva: I am not. Are you from rofammy?
9:04:21 PM rofammy: what?
9:04:26 PM rofammy: I am from pakistan
9:04:47 PM Alex Deva: why would I be from Deva then?
9:05:01 PM rofammy: its ok
9:05:09 PM rofammy: sorry i think u dont like to chat with me
9:05:12 PM rofammy: ok dear
9:05:14 PM rofammy: take care
9:05:18 PM rofammy: wish u all the best
9:95:18 PM rofammy: BYE

esti un bou ciudat k tine (seria 2, ep. 6)

Din discutia asta va arat doar finalul; nu de alta, dar ultimele au fost cam lungi si nu vreau sa va plictisesc...

daiana_hbx2007: dar....scz,nu vreau sa fac parte din serialul tau
alex_deva2002: n-am nimic impotriva, daca te hotarasti sa scrii corect [...] iti dai seama cit de mult pot sa interpretez din "scz"... ce scuze is alea daca nici nu merita sa scrii toate literele...
daiana_hbx2007: poti interpreta chiar ce vrei,pa!
alex_deva2002: bye bye!
daiana_hbx2007: nu vb cu ciudati k tine

esti un bou clar si usor-mediocru (seria 2, ep.5)

Asta e mai lunga, asa ca imi permit sa va trimit doar partile esentiale:

 

heenaz: asa, c ziceai?
alex_deva2002: ne cunoastem?
theenaz: not really, am vbt  un pic  mai de mult , tot accidental
theenaz: si am zis eu ca ai figuri, si cam atata

alex_deva2002: da. in 2006
alex_deva2002: si acum le mai am.
theenaz: aham
alex_deva2002: eram in Brugge.
theenaz: sunt bine , sanatoase?
theenaz: aham
theenaz: a, si d.asta aveai figuri ;))?

alex_deva2002: nu
alex_deva2002: pentru ca nu suport oamenii care scriu ca tine
theenaz: aham
theenaz: si cum criu oamenii care scriu ca mine?
theenaz: s*

alex_deva2002: ti-am spus si acum 2 ani. ca un oligofren de clasa a sasea.
alex_deva2002: moment in care tu mi-ai explicat ca am figuri, the end.
theenaz: :))
theenaz: doamne, c hiar ai
theenaz: nu.mi vine sa cred ce exemplar
theenaz: ce rautate gratuita
theenaz: tu ai prieteni?

alex_deva2002: nu e gratuita. da, sigur ca am.
theenaz: tot asa ca tine :D?
alex_deva2002: depinde la ce te referi. Nu sint "plin de figuri", in ciuda impresiei tale, deci nu pot sa-i compar prin prisma asta.
theenaz: inseamna ca probabil subestimezi pe toata lumea
theenaz: oricum, atitudinea ta nu demonstreaza prea mare inteligenta

alex_deva2002: sint sigur ca asa e :)
alex_deva2002: ma refer la partea a doua
alex_deva2002: poate ar fi mai intelept sa verifici din nou peste 2 ani daca mi-a venit mintea la cap...?
theenaz: crezi ca ma intereseaza persoana ta asa mult
theenaz: deci eu din 2 cuvinte pot sa zic cate ceva despre tine..

alex_deva2002: ok, atunci sa zicem 5 ani?
theenaz: tu nu cred ca poti sa zici
theenaz: nu, pt k nu ma intereseaza
theenaz: tu crezi, ca cineva ar trebui sa fie din start f interesat de tine

alex_deva2002: sigur ca nu. Imi imaginez ca trebuie un nivel mult mai mare de inteligenta pentru a judeca o persoana dupa 2 cuvinte, decit posed eu...
theenaz: daca  nu e, e un prost, oricum tu esti prea bun pt el
theenaz: pt tine, toti sunt din start niste prosti, sau inferiori
theenaz: ai niste faze de un narcisism incredibil
theenaz: prietena ai?

alex_deva2002: se poate spune si asta :)
theenaz: si cum t suporta
alex_deva2002: sint insurat :)) am o fetita de 3 ani :))
theenaz: e cam sclava ta, nu?
theenaz: aham
theenaz: bravo
theenaz: sa.ti traiasca,
theenaz: si sa nu.ti semene la c omportament

alex_deva2002: ah, ce episod misto o sa faca asta in serialul meu "esti un bou" :))
theenaz: asta?
alex_deva2002: asta = tot ce imi scrii tu :)
theenaz: pai dupa cu m vbesti fara sa ai habar c u cine vbesti
alex_deva2002: uite: http://alxx.blogpub.ro/tag/107-esti-un-bou
theenaz: clar esti un bou
alex_deva2002: ura :)) mi-a iesit

[ ... ]

theenaz: vai, c sa zic , are blog
theenaz: esti un fel de mihai bendeac doi
theenaz: ala e intruchiparea  narcisismului
theenaz: dar macar e mai cunoscut
theenaz: decat tine

alex_deva2002: :)) habar nu am cine e
theenaz: pai daca ai acuta pun pariu ca ai gasi mai  multe despre el decat despre tine
theenaz: vezi, asta e problema, tu esti singura persoana importanta
theenaz: te inteleg perfect
theenaz: dar pe mine ma deranjeaza f mult oamenii ca tine
theenaz: papa
theenaz: iti urez mediocritate usoara mai departe! 

 

E laudabila rabdarea, cel putin... :)

 

esti un bou inexistent (seria 2, ep.4)

Care-o stiti, fratilor, pe Georgiana de la 4?

10:51:41 PM alex_deva2002: buna.
10:53:14 PM alex_deva2002: mi-ai trimis o cerere de adaugare in lista ta.
10:53:20 PM alex_deva2002: te pot ajuta cu ceva?
10:53:46 PM georgyanna_frumusika: sunt georgiana de la 4
10:53:54 PM georgyanna_frumusika: :D

10:54:06 PM alex_deva2002: 4 ce?
10:54:16 PM georgyanna_frumusika: doamne
10:54:23 PM georgyanna_frumusika: de la etajul 4

10:54:51 PM alex_deva2002: probabil ma confunzi. blocul meu are doar 3 etaje
10:55:46 PM georgyanna_frumusika: si la ce etaj stai?
10:55:50 PM alex_deva2002: primul.
10:56:16 PM georgyanna_frumusika: nu exista bloc cu 3 etaje=))
10:56:24 PM georgyanna_frumusika: =))=))=))

10:56:29 PM alex_deva2002: ciudat, inseamna ca am trait intr-un vis in ultimii ani...
10:57:05 PM georgyanna_frumusika: si de unde esti u draga?
10:57:11 PM alex_deva2002: "u"?
10:57:15 PM georgyanna_frumusika: tu
10:57:16 PM alex_deva2002: eu nu sint "u".
10:57:40 PM georgyanna_frumusika: de cat timp folosesti messu?
10:57:51 PM alex_deva2002: :) probabil cu vreo 8 ani inainte sa auzi tu de internet.
10:57:57 PM georgyanna_frumusika: de nu sti ce inseamna u
10:58:05 PM alex_deva2002: se scrie "stii"
10:58:11 PM georgyanna_frumusika: mda
10:58:12 PM alex_deva2002: "u" nu inseamna nimic.
10:58:19 PM alex_deva2002: indiferent de mediu
10:58:25 PM georgyanna_frumusika: ba da inseamna you
10:58:28 PM georgyanna_frumusika: boule

 

Marturisesc ca e prima data cind cineva imi spune, cu atita convingere, ca blocul in care locuiesc nu exista...

esti un 'huting' (...?) bou (seria 2, ep.3)

Asta e ceva mai lunga. Pareri, careva?

 

6:30:54 PM anitadaniel1970: hi
6:31:17 PM alex_deva2002: hello. Can i help you?
6:31:29 PM anitadaniel1970: sorry
6:31:37 PM alex_deva2002: sorry for what?
6:31:54 PM anitadaniel1970: why are u huting
6:32:20 PM alex_deva2002: why am I what?!
6:32:33 PM anitadaniel1970: why are u huting
6:32:41 PM alex_deva2002: huting?! what does that mean? :)
6:32:42 PM anitadaniel1970: am friend from netlog
6:33:19 PM alex_deva2002: no, you're not :) you're not my friend, and you're not in my list of netlog friends, much less
6:33:24 PM alex_deva2002: what's "huting"?
6:33:40 PM anitadaniel1970: u reacted so bad
6:34:00 PM anitadaniel1970: u dont care to know whom added u

6:35:36 PM alex_deva2002: I reacted badly, how? I asked (politely) if I can help you
6:36:04 PM anitadaniel1970: do know me first before  helping me
6:37:25 PM alex_deva2002: :) can you give me a reason?
6:38:07 PM anitadaniel1970: for wht
6:38:43 PM anitadaniel1970: for i added u to my boddy list is act of love

6:39:02 PM anitadaniel1970: u dont know its huting so a question
6:40:55 PM alex_deva2002: i do not require your love, and "huting" is not a word in English :)
6:41:18 PM anitadaniel1970: wht ever u call it
6:41:26 PM anitadaniel1970: just have a nice day
6:41:36 PM alex_deva2002: whatever i call what? :) i have no idea what you mean
6:42:08 PM anitadaniel1970: am very sorry for being added u in my buddy list
6:42:11 PM anitadaniel1970: its ok

6:42:29 PM alex_deva2002: why, i thought you loved me! :)
6:42:42 PM anitadaniel1970: sorry
6:42:47 PM anitadaniel1970: i dont love u again

6:42:55 PM alex_deva2002: ok, how about now? do you love me now?
6:42:57 PM anitadaniel1970: pls am sorry
6:43:25 PM anitadaniel1970: i said u should take care am so much simple to understand
6:43:37 PM anitadaniel1970: and i thought the world is civilise

6:43:56 PM alex_deva2002: so offering you my help is uncivilized?
6:44:07 PM anitadaniel1970: that one can make friends from every part of the world
6:44:28 PM anitadaniel1970: but since you understand it that way
6:44:36 PM anitadaniel1970: no problem

6:45:01 PM alex_deva2002: :) good bye, huting person
6:45:32 PM anitadaniel1970: and god bless u for wht ever insult i receive from u
 

What can I say? Am insulting huting man!

esti un bou nebun (seria 2, ep. 2)

I must surely be mad to pass on such an immense opportunity to improve my English!

8:07:38 AM lucy_cathy2006: hi
8:07:42 AM lucy_cathy2006: hoare u
8:07:50 AM lucy_cathy2006: my name is lucy
8:07:54 AM lucy_cathy2006: and u
8:08:18 AM lucy_cathy2006: are u busy
8:09:33 AM lucy_cathy2006: are u there

8:12:24 AM alex_deva2002: can i help you?
8:13:55 AM lucy_cathy2006: i will like to talk to u
8:14:05 AM lucy_cathy2006: im female

8:14:22 AM alex_deva2002: sorry, i'm busy. good bye
8:14:41 AM lucy_cathy2006: while
8:21:05 AM lucy_cathy2006: i will talk to you later

8:21:14 AM alex_deva2002: no, you won't.
8:22:05 AM lucy_cathy2006: why
8:22:19 AM lucy_cathy2006: can i delete u from my meesnger

8:22:25 AM alex_deva2002: YES, PLEASE
8:22:26 AM alex_deva2002: GOOD BYE!
8:22:33 AM lucy_cathy2006: stupid
8:22:59 AM lucy_cathy2006: you are mad

esti un bou fraier (ep. 15, seria 1)

 Va rog sa va lasati loginurile si parolele de la conturile de internet banking in sectiunea de comentarii, pentru ca vreau sa va trimit cite 100 de milioane de dolari.

femi_aj05: I Mr.Femi married with three kids
femi_aj05: work with Standardtrust bank
femi_aj05: n u?

alex_deva2002: which country?
femi_aj05: Nigeria
alex_deva2002: i'm not interested. good bye.
femi_aj05: well what i needed from you is bank login and password

esti un bou sacru si descurajant (ep.5, seria 1)

ATENTIE! CAD INDIENI STRIGIND!

alex_deva2002 (9:44:32 AM): hello
alex_deva2002 (9:44:34 AM): and you are...
royalvja148 (9:45:02 AM): ROY FROM INDIA
alex_deva2002 (9:46:32 AM): yes. can i help you?
alex_deva2002 (9:46:36 AM): please stop shouting.
royalvja148 (9:47:26 AM): BYE

esti un bou descurajant, dubla doi (ep. 6, seria 1)

samben_20002000 (11:39:40 AM): hello
samben_20002000 (11:39:42 AM): are you there
samben_20002000 (11:39:46 AM): now

alex_deva2002 (11:40:21 AM): yes.
samben_20002000 (11:42:52 AM): sorry. bye.

siete un bue (ep. 9, seria 1)

De ce iubim femeile? Pentru ca iubim femeile. Cartarescule, esti un bou ca si mine.

monique11822003 (7:36:31 PM): ciao caro
alex_deva2002 (7:36:58 PM): heh.
alex_deva2002 (7:37:11 PM): why do you speak Italian to me?!
monique11822003 (7:37:30 PM): because i speak italian

esti un bou sacru (ep. 13, seria 1)

Inteleg ca vacile (si presupun ca si boii) sint sfinte la ei in tara.

bala_balasabari2000: hai friend
alex_deva2002: ?!
bala_balasabari2000: hai
bala_balasabari2000: any reply plez

alex_deva2002: can i help you?
bala_balasabari2000: hai
alex_deva2002: what's with "hai"?!
bala_balasabari2000: no
bala_balasabari2000: only chat
bala_balasabari2000: bai cu next again
bala_balasabari2000: bai bai cu cu

esti un bou descurajant (ep. 14, seria 1)

Scurt si cuprinzator.

squall7802003 (3:41:12 AM): hi
squall7802003 (3:41:30 AM): u want to leanr English?

esti un bou (ep. 12, seria 1)

Iata ce inseamna sa te descurajezi repede...

alex_deva2002 (2:34:02 PM): hi
alex_bv_2003_2004 (2:34:57 PM): ce faci?
alex_deva2002 (2:35:45 PM): lucrez. da' tu cine esti?
alex_bv_2003_2004 (2:36:10 PM): nu conteaza pa

esti un bou (ep. 8, seria 1)

Nici masculii nu se dezmint!

Mai are cineva reclamatii la adresa deschiderii mele mentale? :)

damdavid1999: salut
alex_deva2002: servus
damdavid1999: imi placi...si vroiam sa ne cunoastem...
alex_deva2002: da' tu cine esti?!
damdavid1999: nu ne cunoastem...
damdavid1999: din Targoviste
damdavid1999: ce parere ai despre ...gay??

alex_deva2002: ca nu ne cunoastem, stiam si singur
alex_deva2002: si parerea mea e ca... sa fie sanatosi
damdavid1999: ok
damdavid1999: te las
damdavid1999: ai cazut la test
damdavid1999: imi placeai....but you are not so open mind

alex_deva2002: "open minded"
damdavid1999: ok
damdavid1999: bye

ești un bou (ep. 1, seria 2)

Am o întreagă secțiune în site cu dintr-astea, dar m-am gîndit să mai public și pe blog, să vă mai distrați și voi.

 

 BUZZ!

2:01:09 PM alex_deva2002: ?
2:01:25 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: sall
2:01:27 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: cf?

2:01:42 PM alex_deva2002: "sall, cf?"
2:01:47 PM alex_deva2002: sa ghicesc... 14 ani?
2:02:01 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: atitia ai?
2:02:05 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: de unde esti?

2:02:17 PM alex_deva2002: de ce as ghici cu privire la propria mea virsta?!
2:02:29 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: de unde esti?
2:02:38 PM alex_deva2002: te pot ajuta cu ceva?
2:02:42 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: da
2:02:47 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: sami zici de unde estio?
2:02:50 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: daca avrei

2:02:53 PM alex_deva2002: "sami"?
2:03:28 PM alex_deva2002: mai fetita, da o raita pe la scoala, mai citeste o carte, mai cresti un pic, si vorbim dupa aceea. Bine?
2:03:29 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: sa-mi zici de unde esti
2:03:41 PM ana_dinamovista_2019: esti un bou

 

Nigeriam Scam

For those of you who have never heard of the Nigeriam Scam, here's a good link to the Wikipedia article and an even better question: what cave have you been hiding in?

Here goes:

4:36:32 PM zelean4u: I need your assistance to stand as a beneficiary to the sum of $6.5millions united state dollars lying down unclaimed in our bank, what really happened is that during the course of our auditing last week, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in the year 2000 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account again,after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the money is floating and if I do not remmit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing

4:38:06 PM alex_deva2002: oh really.

4:38:19 PM zelean4u: yeh!

4:38:34 PM alex_deva2002: so let me just give you my bank details then, how's that?

4:39:16 PM zelean4u: not so fast

4:39:27 PM zelean4u: you have to follow the due process

4:40:03 PM alex_deva2002: aha. and the first step of the due process...?

4:40:50 PM zelean4u: For the business to be effected i will need the following information from you
1.Your full name:
2.Your full residential address:
3.Your direct telephone number and email address,
4.Your date of birth and occupation

4:44:59 PM alex_deva2002:
1. Pete Sherman
2. 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia
3. +61 654 8735 psherman@ada.org.au
4. 13.09.1961, dentist

[ Note: For those of you who haven't seen Finding Nemo, that's the address and occupation of one of the characters. The email is from the Australian Dentist Association; the phone number is valid for Australia but random. ]

4:45:25 PM zelean4u: plz send it to my box

4:45:34 PM zelean4u: zelean4u@yahoo.com

4:45:36 PM alex_deva2002: surely you can copy/paste it.

4:45:55 PM zelean4u: I said send it to my box

4:46:04 PM zelean4u: zelean4u@yahoo.com

4:46:06 PM alex_deva2002: yes, i can read

4:46:20 PM alex_deva2002: and i said: surely you can copy/paste it

4:48:17 PM zelean4u: I will join you in 1hr time

4:48:19 PM zelean4u: ok

4:48:44 PM alex_deva2002: sure

4:49:05 PM zelean4u: i will miss call you

4:49:06 PM zelean4u: so that you join me

4:49:08 PM zelean4u: immedaitely

4:49:22 PM alex_deva2002: you will miss call me?

 

He never "missed called" me.