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There's a white plastic pipe running from the toilet tank to the bowl and it's leaking.I went round the bowl, had a knowing look, felt for the trickle of water, then expertly placed a plastic cup underneath to prevent the bathroom floor from getting uncomfortably wet, especially since the little rivulet on it obstinately avoided the drain and chose instead to cowardly escape under the tub.Then I called the foreman of ...