Flying from Boston to Cleveland, I jotted down these little gems that I heard over the plane's PA said by the pilot:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our flight to Cleveland. If Cleveland isn't your destination... it is now!"
"Plenty of available seats today, so feel free to sit wherever you want, but we advise that you choose the window seats so our competitors think we've sold out..."
"Please remain seated until we reach the gate. We never had a passenger reach the terminal before the airplane, and we're committed to keeping it that way."
"Please check your seat for laptops, iPods, wallets, credit cards, spouses or children that you might've left on board."
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